LOL @ MASSIVE SAW SPOILERS.

Here we have the Jigsaw family as of Saw 4. Since deadly traps don't kill people, people kill people, and the people in question keep coming and going.

First off we have Art Blanc, Jigsaw's awesome-rubbish lawyer or closest thing to Salem a Saw movie has to offer. Part of intelligent dialogue such as "You've killed everyone!" "No YOU've killed everyone!" or "Jigsaw is testing you, you FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT." Let's face it, your skillz can't help you now. I love him and his stitched lips to bits.

Second up is Zep Hindle the Fantastic, the awesome of awesomes. He's such a lovely guy. So lovely, the writers regret having killed him off in the first movie, and that alone explains Art's existence. He has the whole squeey fangirl thing going on with John and wants to be a mad jigsaw killer when he grows up.

Then there is the man himself, John Kramer. No horde of fans wishing they had cancer so they could be like him this time kthx. Oh and he's holding the cuteykyushquishysqueeeecute dollie Billy that he made for his son before he had to turn it into that ugly doll of his.

Then we have Amanda!! Also known as my wife. The most adorable serial killer in the whole world, doesn't need to wear glasses to have me swooning. She's holding the reverse bear trap, which is also the best trap in the whole series, and gets the best scene in the whole world. My favourite character in Saw sporting my favourite haircut. In Saw. SHE is the best. The rest aren't. And the worst thing that ever happened was her not being in Saw 4. End.

Then there is Hoffman who I don't know much about.

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